Liberick
A liberal hick. Incredibly hard to find in America and said to simply be myth. Whether or not this strange species of human exists remains a mystery.
Liberick by OHGODNOTPOLITICS April 19, 2010
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Limerick
DEFINITION
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
Limerick by Yopmail User January 16, 2023
Related Words
anti-limerick
One person: "Hi! Can you give me an example of an anti-limerick?"
Another, better person: "Yes:
Now straight along Albany Street
Where the Clubs and Societies meet
You can learn Mandarin,
Dance or boxing within
I’m going to learn Salsa, because I like corn chips."
Another, better person: "Yes:
Now straight along Albany Street
Where the Clubs and Societies meet
You can learn Mandarin,
Dance or boxing within
I’m going to learn Salsa, because I like corn chips."
anti-limerick by chrisdouche March 18, 2011
Limerick Man
Rugby player, A Terry Wogan type, One of the Cranberries, Someone from Angela's Ashes, The Rubbernbandits, Richard Harris, Willie O Dea type, or that annoying bloke who created Riverdance!
Limerick Man by Ronan O' Dea January 15, 2011
Limerick
Irelands third City, capital of the mid-west region. Famous for its sporting traditions and night life. The city has a population of 100,000 and although known for crime has actually one of the lowest crime rates in the country. The city is a major tourist attraction from Kings Island right through to the Georgian District.
Limerick by city_slicker June 11, 2006
limerick
Nickname: Stab City, given to it by Dubliners.
County in Ireland. Has an extremely bad reputation because of crime rates. You'd have to be 8 ft tall and 22stone armed with knives and guns to walk around the Southill area after 9.00pm.
Don't leave your car outside your back at ANY hour in the Southill area, as it will surely be stolen.
But is Limerick the worst place to live in Ireland? I DON'T think so.
Why? Because, besides the MANY, many SCUM that live there it's also filled with friendly, up for a laugh people, who could drink you under the table and bring you to the best house party ever. End of!
County in Ireland. Has an extremely bad reputation because of crime rates. You'd have to be 8 ft tall and 22stone armed with knives and guns to walk around the Southill area after 9.00pm.
Don't leave your car outside your back at ANY hour in the Southill area, as it will surely be stolen.
But is Limerick the worst place to live in Ireland? I DON'T think so.
Why? Because, besides the MANY, many SCUM that live there it's also filled with friendly, up for a laugh people, who could drink you under the table and bring you to the best house party ever. End of!
limerick
A poem of Irish fame that is usually humorous and often nasty. It's five lines are based on beats of 4/4/2/2/4...like a marching drummer.
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