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liver tease 

Somebody who tells you they are going to drink with you and then backs out
Pete told me we were going to the bar tonight but it turned out he was just being a liver tease.
liver tease by Mitch Walker April 25, 2008
Shipping America and Britain together for some absurd reason.
Person A: man if America and Britain were humans they would date.
Person B: the ship name could be libertea!
libertea by WooooowNOOO July 23, 2017

libertease 

1) The act of behaving as if you're liberal
2) Acting upon delusional ideas you have about what the US constitution actually says to impose restrictions on others
3) Trolling for people with less restrictive conditions on how life "ought" to be lived
4) Comments made in a blog cribbing Trajano Boccalini in lieu of Paul Manafort
The most recent Senate proposal is just libertease.
libertease by Sosiosh_too June 14, 2018

Teaching My Liver to Swim 

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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