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To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.
Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"
Limpie by lunchgroup May 10, 2011
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variant of techies. get most of the shinyest toys to play with.
prefers the dark, reads under blue light for major parts of life.
uses lots of TLA's - DMX, 520's, P64...
but not as many as soundies
'its not my problem, go ask a lampie for it'
'i'm not the DJ, i'm a lampie'
lampie by andy February 13, 2005
The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.
limpies by Nicholas D July 29, 2021
Lighting technician for theatre/gigs/etc.
Their job to change the mic batteries despite having no part in doing sound.
Likes to chuck around technical sounding slang like DMX and XLR even though they have not the first clue what it all means.
Your mic is battery is flat? I’m too busy, get the lampie to do it.
lampie by goldfish_man February 19, 2019
word used in early morning procrastination hours to describe fictional lamps
that lamp COULD be lampier

adverbative: lampiered
lampier by istoleyourboyfriend October 24, 2008