Limpie 

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.

Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"

Limpie by lunchgroup May 10, 2011

Limpism 

It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.

Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.

Limpism by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

Limping Off by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

limper stew 

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.

That dude just hit the flush on the river, this is limper stew!

limper stew by Limperbuster November 2, 2011

limpeh 

me as ur father. Malaysian and Singaporean Hokkien word. Not a bad word just Rachet

"Limpeh ehhh Facebook live KNN, Choo Chen Yi che ke wangpatan" swear Wang Lei

limpeh by Allahuakbar4 September 17, 2020

limping pirate 

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

limping pirate by Rylon September 16, 2004

Limpeh 

Limpeh is a highly vulgar word from Hokkien Chinese and adopted into Singlish. Although it literally means "your father," the implication is "I fucked your mother and I have you as this useless son." As a result, it is meant to denigrate the listener which is why often people think it's rude. Of course, some of the cool kids think it is a cool way to say "I" to gain respect or have authority over the other person

Dad: Wa lao eh, 50 on maths eh, always play play, why you don't study like limpeh tell you ah?
Son: LIMPEH don't know ah
Dad: How dare you say "limpeh?"

Ah Beng: Ah Seng, that girl there sibeh chio bu one (very hot)
Ah Seng: Chio your head ah, one sister more chio
Ah Beng: LIMPEH say she chio, she is chio

Random guy: Where's my food? Take so long ah
Waiter: It's coming

Random guy: What time orready ah? KA NI NIA CHOW CHI BAI, LIMPEH hungry, LIMPEH pak to yow, wait 30 minute orready.

Daniel Han (Taiwanese politician): I give them four words! Fang ma guo lai (come at me, bro). Add another words: LIMPEH tan li! (Limpeh waits for you!)

Limpeh by NYC_Limpeh March 20, 2022