Lezzar
Lezzar is someone built different in videogames, sports, cooking, getting girls, sex, and etc. He is basically the guy with the largest cock in mankind. Lezzar is also probably best looking in the friend group and everyone probably likes him, but if you don't like him you're probably just jealous of the fact that he's everyone's favorite and that he is better than you in everything you do.
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