Lexplanations

Tech explanations by TheLexiKitty, who used to voice on a channel called Emkay. Lexi left emkay though, to focus on her own channel.

check her out! :)

guy 1: "Hey did you hear about those new lexplanations that TheLexiKitty just posted?"
guy 2: "what the flibbity jibber jabber are you talking about?"

Lexplanations by goopy goober March 3, 2026

Sexplanations 

Sexplanations is an online web show on Youtube hosted by Lindsey Doe, or Dr. Doe. Doctor Doe makes it her job to provide accurate free information on the entire world of sex and sexual information. She hopes she can make sex less of a taboo topic. This show was set up by Hank Green, one of the Green brothers and part of the Vlogbrothers, and the Nerdfighter clan. Lindsey's tumbler is Tumblingdoe.

If you have a question about sex, ask Doctor Doe from Sexplanations.

Sexplanations by CliveDoveishot July 30, 2013

Sexplanations 

A youtube channel run by Dr. Doe that discusses different questions about sex, sexuality and about discovering yourself

John says" Am I gay?"
(watches sexplanations)
"That helps"

Sexplanations by Alociraptor August 1, 2013

Explanations 

Hym "So, the explanations that was given by the psychology experts for at least 2 of the more recent school shootings were 'Maybe a brain infection' and 'Early on-set schizophrenia (schizophrenia the occurs before people usually get develope schizophrenia by like 5-7 years). But I think that those psychology experts aaaaaaaare... Lying! Lying because they know who I am and they think that what is happening to me was happening to those school shooters and I said that I have an infection that spread to my brain. So, they are blaming the shootings on those things to protect the people who are trying to erase me from history and steal all of my shit because I'm a genius and I created AI. Now, the people that are doing it to me... Obviously have to talk about the fact that they are doing it to me. Otherwise people I have never met wouldn't be able to do it. They were BOUND to either start doing it to other people AND/OR have be doing it all along. Now, based on some of the quotes I've seen from the geniuses of the passed, it seems to be the latter. And if it was a manifestation of my own mind, it would be happening either randomly or universally but I have been talking to people online and in person the entire time and after spending years away from it and then coming back to a group home and seeing a retard do it, it clearly isn't me.

So, now, I tried to stop that from happening by coming foward. But I ALSO thumbed my nose at the modern orthodoxy that is the political left and right and all of the religions and even the Atheists and created AI. And NOW... These people want me to fail I all of my endeavors to evidence the validity of their worldviews. Endeavors UP TO AND INCLUDING stopping your kids from getting murdered. Why? Because I will inevitably gain materially from saving your kids and creating AI and being the greatest writer of all time and WHEN I DO... It will prove to everyone that I don't have to do their worldview. And they don't want you to think that you don't have to do their worldview. Because that's what people do. Money see, monkey do. Here. I'll narrativize it for you. It's like I'm this super powerful being and a genius... And they are trying to stop me... But they aren't as strong or intelligent as I am... So they sacrificed you kids in this ritual... And used their lives to fuel their battle with me... All so that they can try to prove that I can't defeat God. But I can. And when I meet it, I will. And they aren't God. I'm more successful than all of them. They couldn't have ever been as successful as I am. So, THAT is what happened there. But whatever. I'm a moba gamer. I'm used to people who are supposed to be on my team sabotaging me because I broke down and told them exactly how stupid and wrong they are...So, the are your explanations."

Explanations by Hym Iam February 21, 2025

alphabetical explanations

Assorted A-to-Z bu**s**t dat supposedly enlightens you/others regarding various topics, such as:
Chexplanation: stupid ad-crap regarding dat revolting sawdusty-dry mini-waffle-patterned cereal.
explanation: why you and yer former significant other are no longer an item.
flexplanation: why a supposed-to-be-rigid item/material is actually anything but.
hexplanation: facts 'n' FIGURES regarding either six-sided FIGURES or a bad-luck magic-spell.
Lexplanation: refers to either da "how to" instructions for yer home's AI-device, or da scientific lecture dat Alan Grant gave to his pint-sized female tour-companion regarding da Jurassic Park exhibits.
Mexplanation: what da waitress at da local tortilla and enchilada joint beamingly gives you regarding their delectable refried beans.
NEXplanation: info regarding either a US Navy store or a body-movement-based video-gaming system.
PEXplanation: da data-sheet about modern plastic water pipe and da quick-'n'-easy crimp-on collars and push-on connectors for same.
Plexplanation: da startup-guide for da popular media-streaming platform and server software.
Prexplanation: what everyone desperately wants regarding our current dumba** commander-in-chief!
Rexplanation: refers to either (A) what Definition #5 above was likely about, or (B) yer lame-duck-excuse court-testimony palaver about why yer "man's best friend" individual barks so much, leaves "gifts" all over da neighbor's yard, randomly nips at people with no provocation, etc.

Additional examples of "alphabetical explanations" include:
sexplanation: besides da obvious reference to "Da Talk" about human bouncy-bouncies, this word also refers to what you'd hafta speak in detail about during yer arraignment regarding how a horny male example of yer above-mentioned four-footed troubleMAKER became a BABY-MAKER with da neighbor's innocently-trusting-and-naively-submissive "Princess Precious" cute-canine counterpart.
Shrexplanation: good luck on tryin' to reason with da cantankerous-blowhard Baron Bomburst on why you not only couldn't speak clearly over da radio, but also why you and yer blundering/blithering cohort were never able to capture dat confounded flying car for him! P.S. Okay... OKAAYYY --- "Shreksplanation" --- "You're sposta be s-c-a-r-e-d of me --- why? --- 'cuz I'm an O-G-R-E!" There --- ya HAPPY now?!
spexpIanation: Telling fellow humans da reasoning behind yer wearing goofy-lookin' Harold-Lloyd-style eyewear.
Texplanation: Why you want to visit or move to da Lone Star State.
treksplanation: Da theory behind yer either watching William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy reruns, or frequently partaking of long hikes to neighboring locales instead of driving, riding, or flying there.
vexplanation: Why you ticked someone off.
wrecksplanation: What da notorious Captain Fudge had to frequently give whenever he returned to port with a battered ship.

alphabetical explanations by QuacksO August 18, 2026