A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.
Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017