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Lewber

A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.
Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017
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Leberlöscher

Ein stark alkoholisches Mischgetränk bestehend aus Durstlöscher und Wodka.

Sowohl markant beim ersten Auftreffen auf dem Gaumen, als auch im Abgang, wird das Getränk ausschließlich durch den miterworbenen Strohhalm genossen und sorgt für einen rapiden und langanhaltenden Ausfall des zentralen Nervensystems.

Unverbindliche Mischempfelung: 65-35

(Erfunden von TB&KR am 23.09.2020)
Ich: Was trinkst du da?
Er: Nen Leberlöscher.
Ich: Ehrenmann, mach mir auch mal einen.
by schneebii September 24, 2020
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Lebbering

A word to describe someone excessively trying to satisfy his or her girl- or boyfriend with his or her tongue.
Person 1: I can't get that picture out of my head of Michael lebbering his girlfriend!
Person 2: Yeah dude it was really disturbing...
Person 3: Hai I'm artyom.
by Jorikito December 9, 2010
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Lesberoni Pizza

1) A pizza made from lesbian meats and slices. Sometimes calimed to be unnatural and abhorred by God.
2) Someone who likes lesberoni pizza is a lesbian; a gay female.
1) Mm mm mm, this is good lesberoni pizza.
2) "She's not into you, Jake. She likes the ol' lesberoni pizza, if you catch my drift."
by Lor-x July 5, 2010
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Lawbertarian

-Judicially Conservative, but Socially and/or Fiscally Liberal.
In the Court Room, lawbertarian Judge Hackenfuss adheres to an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, but in his Chambers he sustainably grows organic marijuana.
by zw26 October 2, 2010
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lewzer

By definition, someone who is inherently a loser and is unable or unwilling to admit it.
Steph is a perfect lewzer
by spinner8290 November 3, 2003
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lewser

by Smartypants123 December 20, 2012
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