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A freakishly tall, unfairly thin raver, who reproduces by budding.

Is known to dwell in Millets, and has been seen playing cards, and looking rapey.

Can be seen from afar by its jew-nose.
"Theres a freakishly tall, unfairly thin budding raver coming out of Millets, holding cards and looking rapey behind its jew-nose - is that a LewBear?"
"Yes"
LewBear by LewBear May 28, 2008
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Put on females skinnies and go public places.
"My God, he looks amazing!"
"I know; dont you just hate it when other people can LewBear better than you?"
LewBear by HazBear May 28, 2008
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A freakishly tall, unfairly thin raver, who reproduces by budding.

Is known to dwell in Millets, and has been seen playing cards, and looking rapey.

Can be seen from afar by its jew-nose.
"Theres a freakishly tall, unfairly thin budding raver coming out of Millets, holding cards and looking rapey behind its jew-nose - is that a LewBear?"
"Yes"
LewBear by LewBear May 29, 2008

legbeard 

The female equivalent of neckbeard. Just as lazy, overweight men are associated with a lack of grooming leading to beards covering the neck, women of similar status may have hairy legs.
Rikasa plays Atlus games all day and watches yaoi all night. She's such a legbeard.
legbeard by Marcel Laverdongle February 19, 2010
A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.
Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
Lewber by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017
An extremely weird guy on iCARLY. He has a large, hairy mole and he is a freak
OMG!!! Lewbert looked so hot today, I wanted to lick his mole.
Lewbert by Luluwhowho January 28, 2009
A very large, possibly hairy lesbian.This can be applied to F/M transgender hairy folks also.
I met him in the woods,thought he was hot so I got his zipper undone and I did not find what I had hoped to find.Curses,foiled by a Lesbear.
Lesbear by Ruina Goodman October 14, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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