Skip to main content

LewBear

A freakishly tall, unfairly thin raver, who reproduces by budding.

Is known to dwell in Millets, and has been seen playing cards, and looking rapey.

Can be seen from afar by its jew-nose.
"Theres a freakishly tall, unfairly thin budding raver coming out of Millets, holding cards and looking rapey behind its jew-nose - is that a LewBear?"
"Yes"
by LewBear May 28, 2008
mugGet the LewBear mug.

LewBear

Put on females skinnies and go public places.
"My God, he looks amazing!"
"I know; dont you just hate it when other people can LewBear better than you?"
by HazBear May 28, 2008
mugGet the LewBear mug.
Related Words

LewBear

A freakishly tall, unfairly thin raver, who reproduces by budding.

Is known to dwell in Millets, and has been seen playing cards, and looking rapey.

Can be seen from afar by its jew-nose.
"Theres a freakishly tall, unfairly thin budding raver coming out of Millets, holding cards and looking rapey behind its jew-nose - is that a LewBear?"
"Yes"
by LewBear May 29, 2008
mugGet the LewBear mug.

legbeard

The female equivalent of neckbeard. Just as lazy, overweight men are associated with a lack of grooming leading to beards covering the neck, women of similar status may have hairy legs.
Rikasa plays Atlus games all day and watches yaoi all night. She's such a legbeard.
by Marcel Laverdongle February 19, 2010
mugGet the legbeard mug.

Lewber

A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.
Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017
mugGet the Lewber mug.

Lewbert

An extremely weird guy on iCARLY. He has a large, hairy mole and he is a freak
OMG!!! Lewbert looked so hot today, I wanted to lick his mole.
by Luluwhowho January 28, 2009
mugGet the Lewbert mug.

Lesbear

A very large, possibly hairy lesbian.This can be applied to F/M transgender hairy folks also.
I met him in the woods,thought he was hot so I got his zipper undone and I did not find what I had hoped to find.Curses,foiled by a Lesbear.
by Ruina Goodman October 14, 2008
mugGet the Lesbear mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email