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Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

lord levering 

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.
"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"
lord levering by cfinch April 26, 2014
When you go round someone’s house and eat there food you are a lebber
oh I see you’ve come round lebbing
Lebbing by Lebbing6689 July 8, 2019

leering cunt 

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.
What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!
leering cunt by NotEmo June 4, 2005

lettering 

When you fuck one member of any fraternity/sorority for every Greek letter in that organization’s name.
“Maria had sex with Matt and Jack since she’s lettering Delta Theta”

Brad had sex with Stacy, Karla, and Tiffany so now he’s lettered Sigma Apple Pi
lettering by greeklyfe May 21, 2018