Lewbert

An extremely weird guy on iCARLY. He has a large, hairy mole and he is a freak

OMG!!! Lewbert looked so hot today, I wanted to lick his mole.

by Luluwhowho January 28, 2009

Lawbertarian

-Judicially Conservative, but Socially and/or Fiscally Liberal.

In the Court Room, lawbertarian Judge Hackenfuss adheres to an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, but in his Chambers he sustainably grows organic marijuana.

by zw26 October 2, 2010

Lewber

A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.

Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.

by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017

Lebert

A family full of fucking crazy people. Some have broken away from the craziness but it will only last as long as they're kept apart from other Leberts.

Those Leberts are fucking nuts!

by SkiniMini September 26, 2008

lerbert

To slither across the floor like a large lizard frog

Ms. Beckett, why are you lerberting across the floor?

by Lerbert man December 7, 2017

Lesbert

A heterosexual male who spends much of his social time with lesbians. Derived from the words lesbian and pervert, thought to stem from the notion that the man is likely to harbour perverted intentions towards his lesbian friends, possibly secretly and despite outward protestations.

A male fag hag

H: I'm heading to lesbian bar Candy Bar in Soho to dance all day at Gay Pride.
S: Your a man and straight?
H: But I'm a massive lesbert and love watching the girls make out...

by champaign-snatcher July 5, 2011

Leebert

Leebert is 2 people of All Things Love & All Things Bad.... she's the only person of to exist on what we call earth for a ROBERT.... being birthed by Time & Energy Vibrations of TRUE LOVE. She is the the creation of a Eternal Twin Flame that was set ablaze (impossibly) inside a pool of cold water by 2 of the world's greatest Lovers & warriors, a man (Robert) & a woman (Lee).... She's the exsistance of a True Love no matter what no matter where no matter who... Leebert is (Robert) & Robert is (Lee)... Dubbing the Flames name as Leebert..... Leebert is a very complicated being & can only be understood by her/his makers, because she is him & he is her!. Leebert is ALL, Leebert is TRUE, Leebert is The Love of GOD & the meaning of life...... 👏 congrats to (Lee) "&nn" (Robert). For they are them & them is GODS PROOF OF LOVE & LIFE. Together or NOT.... This flame of love is both good & bad BUT is intentional & eternal!.... Loving, phyco, & whatever one desires to define leebert as, only 1 thing remains Leebert is the real YING YANG TWINS...... so from the windows to the walls.... It's Robert &nn Lee's sweaty balls!

I've met someone... & im feeling really leebert about it.

by Robert Lee.... The Dark light June 13, 2021