lewzer 

By definition, someone who is inherently a loser and is unable or unwilling to admit it.

Steph is a perfect lewzer

lewzer by spinner8290 November 3, 2003

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

lezzer by moof July 10, 2003

Lezerbian 

Noun

1. An admirer of lesbians.

2. One who enjoys gazing at lesbians from afar.

3. Someone who loves lesbians so much that they consume there lives, while not actually being a lesbian themselves.

"Dude you are a total Lezerbian!"

"Man, I can't believe my mom is a Lezerbian."

"So yesterday I participated in some Lezerbian activities at the beach."

Lezerbian by Jtmesser86 November 18, 2011

Lewzur 

Lewzur

Total LOSER. Someone with no skills, morals, backbone, or beliefs. Completely incapable of dealing with life and ends up miserable. Lies a lot and usually believes their own fantasy.

Don't believe him, you know better, he's such a lewzur!

Imagine how great he could be if he wasn't such a lewzur.

Lewzur by Capt. Happy December 14, 2009

lezzer

Slang word for a female who is attracted to other females. Derived from the word "lesbian."

Look at her, she's kissing another girl! She must be a lezzer!

lezzer by Kuireta December 14, 2003

Lewber 

A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.

Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.

Lewber by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017

lewser 

A different spelling for "a complete loser".

You're a total lewser

lewser by Smartypants123 December 20, 2012