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Hazel Levesque 

Badass daughter of pluto who has an adorkable relationship with Frank Zhang and will kick your weak motherfucker ass if you piss her off
Piper Mclean: Do I got the booty?
Hazel Levesque: Yeah you got the booty
Hazel Levesque by Jbro123 December 30, 2013

Hazel Levesque 

is a brave and loyal girl, she is a keeper. do not let her go. she is so innocent, maybe even from decades ago. her dad is the frickin lord of the underworld so watch out.
"Popcorn our fatal weakness" - Hazel Levesque
Hazel Levesque by Miku simp 200 February 29, 2020

levesque 

Is a person who is extremely funny (even when tryin to be serious), has a limp, and dresses well.
Dude in that suit u got levesque style.
levesque by Lcpl Rosco January 11, 2009

Levesque fissure cleaning 

Pouring Cap’n Crunch down a stranger/significant others asshole before they wipe, with skim milk, and licking it out with your tongue.
“Yo, homie, let’s just say i gave that girl a “Levesque fissure cleaning.”

ella levesque 

crackhead spaz with a serious cheez-it addiction
geez your being such an ella levesque

nora levesque 

is an ugly man that horizontally challenged and eats cats and kids nora levesque is also acoustic
boy 1 : damn who’s that fat ass

boy 2: oh that’s nora levesque
nora levesque by pppppoooooooooooopp November 27, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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