Leump 

A hard cock that you can see in someone’s pants

My hyna was over last night and sat on my leump

Leump by mypouchitches December 23, 2024

Lump Check 

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.

Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!

Lump Check by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw May 18, 2022

Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lilypad Love Lumps by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Lump Off 

Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.

I SAID LUMP OFF MOM!

Lump Off by Crazy Book Badger June 5, 2011

lumpatrump 

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

lumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.

"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."

Helga Lumpneck by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020

Lumpkinella

The main protagonist in high school musical, also a robot who a a clickometer

Wow lumpkinella is amazing

Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018