Lettuced

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.

lettuced lettuce booty ass hole asshole thumbs vegetarian vegan vegetables split head fingers

Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!

by Gambit Knox April 2, 2016

Lettuce

the flow.

Check out that bro's lettuce, mad flowsauce, bro.

by LIBR0 April 21, 2009

Lettuce

Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc

I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.

by Potus February 19, 2014

lettuced

when one smokes the jazz cabbage aka marijuana.
The act of being high as fuck. boiii

I'm so lettuced right now.
me to bro feels like a Caesar salad up in dis shit.

by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017

lettuce

A lady's genitals

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory

by Ged December 9, 2003

lettuce

a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced

by KingOfTheBros May 9, 2010

Lettuce

Lettuce is another word for a (vagina) in the airport origin.

For example - you toss a girls salad or lettuce.

by Munch-Og_AP March 9, 2005