lettuced

when one smokes the jazz cabbage aka marijuana.
The act of being high as fuck. boiii

I'm so lettuced right now.
me to bro feels like a Caesar salad up in dis shit.

by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017

lettuced

Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.

Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!

by Apeazy February 13, 2008

lettuced

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!

Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!

by Bundy October 26, 2004

Lettuce

the flow.

Check out that bro's lettuce, mad flowsauce, bro.

by LIBR0 April 21, 2009

Lettuce

Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc

I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.

by Potus February 19, 2014

lettuce

A lady's genitals

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory

by Ged December 9, 2003

lettuce

a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced

by KingOfTheBros May 9, 2010