lespian

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Term for a lesbian (or bisexual) actress. May also apply to lesbians involved in dyke drama.

Sam: "Now that Jodie Foster is out, she might be the best lesbian actress of them all."

Mel: "Shit, I knew that bitch was a lespian since Freaky Friday."

lespian by noparkingtuesday June 13, 2010

Words you can keep

Lespian

Girls who act gay in order to turn on boys. Once the man is tricked into a relationship under the notion he'll be having crazy threesomes, the act is dropped.

I'm only dating Alicia because I saw her making out with a chick ... 3 months into the relationship she hasn't so much as looked at a girl. I guess she's just a lespian.

Lespian by brandonontheone May 8, 2011

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lesbian jesus

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian

The only insult worse than ur mom gay

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

ur dad lesbian by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018

Lesbian Jesus

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.

Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus

Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex

I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.

bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026