lespian

Term for a lesbian (or bisexual) actress. May also apply to lesbians involved in dyke drama.

Sam: "Now that Jodie Foster is out, she might be the best lesbian actress of them all."

Mel: "Shit, I knew that bitch was a lespian since Freaky Friday."

by noparkingtuesday June 13, 2010

Lespian

Girls who act gay in order to turn on boys. Once the man is tricked into a relationship under the notion he'll be having crazy threesomes, the act is dropped.

I'm only dating Alicia because I saw her making out with a chick ... 3 months into the relationship she hasn't so much as looked at a girl. I guess she's just a lespian.

by brandonontheone May 8, 2011

lesbian jesus

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian

The only insult worse than ur mom gay

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018

Lesbian Jesus

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.

Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus

by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex

I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.

by delishdelish December 27, 2016