(in irish folklore) a small, mischievous, gay female woodland nymph. dresses in green with big-buckled pilgrim shoes and has red hair. always smokes a pipe. often found near softball fields or playing golf at the end of a rainbow accompanied by a pot of gold
a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.
'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'