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Pimple Bandit

Someone who uses the pus from their own or from their partners ghonnasyphaherpalitic sores, to masterbate with.
by pta391 December 28, 2008
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Jesus beat me to sleep

When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.
by pta391 July 20, 2009
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Unlucky Leprachaun

The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.
by pta391 July 3, 2009
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