Definitions by pta391
Jesus beat me to sleep
When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
Jesus beat me to sleep by pta391 July 20, 2009
Unlucky Leprachaun
The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.
Unlucky Leprachaun by pta391 July 3, 2009
Pimple Bandit
Someone who uses the pus from their own or from their partners ghonnasyphaherpalitic sores, to masterbate with.
Pimple Bandit by pta391 December 28, 2008