3 definitions by pta391
Someone who uses the pus from their own or from their partners ghonnasyphaherpalitic sores, to masterbate with.
Drew is a pimple bandit.
by pta391 December 28, 2009
The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.
by pta391 June 27, 2009
When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
by pta391 July 21, 2009