Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

by Obeth July 10, 2022

Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019

Penis Van Lesbian

A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.

Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.

by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006

Penis Von Lesbian

The birth name of the actor Dick Van Dyke.

Penis Von Lesbian was a budding actor unable to find work in Hollywood because of his offensive name until he changed it to Dick Van Dyke.

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

by xp649 January 31, 2019

Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

by ahsay November 1, 2018