GoBiteMyBalls's definitions

Penis Von Lesbian

The birth name of the actor Dick Van Dyke.

Penis Von Lesbian was a budding actor unable to find work in Hollywood because of his offensive name until he changed it to Dick Van Dyke.

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Comedian'ded

(verb) The unceremonious stifling of broadcasted comedy from performers indicted by accusations of misconduct substantiated or otherwise.

Louis C.K. and Al Franken were Comedian'ded before they could even respond to their accusers.

by GoBiteMyBalls May 30, 2018

Damper Clamper

A fully engorged, amazingly aroused vagina dripping hot liquid silk and on the verge of orgasm.

Her damper clamper started tightening around my ever stiffening cock before coating me with her exploding juices.

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018