Definitions by xp649

Uncle Grandpa 

An inappropriate Cartoon Network show about the child of a man who screws with his niece: so their child’s paternal uncle and maternal grandfather are the same person.

Uncle Grandpa? Yuck! Who’s promoting this kind of incest to little kids??

Uncle Grandpa by xp649 July 6, 2020

Malcolm Turncoat

The 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who became such by betraying his predecessor Tony Abbott in a leadership spill.

Malcolm Turncoat betrayed Tony Abbott in a leadership spill to become the 29th Prime Minister of Australia.

Malcolm Turncoat by xp649 February 18, 2019

ju-liar liar pants on fire 

Former Australian PM who said there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

Ju-liar liar pants on fire told us there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

ju-liar liar pants on fire by xp649 January 31, 2019

Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian by xp649 January 31, 2019

Tony Abbott 

The greatest Prime Minister Australia has ever had.

God bless Tony Abbott.

Tony Abbott by xp649 October 19, 2018

Bigot 

Someone who holds certain unacceptable views (because every reputable academic dictionary is just wrong when it says a bigot is someone who is intolerant to those holding views different to one’s own).

I’m not a bigot because I didn’t like you voting no in the marriage postal survey; you’re a bigot for voting no!

Bigot by xp649 October 19, 2018