A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.

After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

Ponce-de-Leóned by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006

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lemme smash

When you want a hoe to smash.

Ron: Becky, lemme smash.
Becky: No.

another example:
Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

lemme smash by Camlel February 8, 2017

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lemme show you how to scratch it

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

lemme show you how to scratch it by -Nova- April 16, 2020

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hapax legomenon

n. A word or form that occurs only once in the recorded body of a given language.

hapax legomenon by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003

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