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Leinster 

Leinster - LONS-STER - noun

Affluent Province in the East of Ireland, home to Kilkenny City, Naas, Gorey and the Irish Capital Dublin.

Populated by a diverse range of people hailing from backwards rural areas like Urlingford to cosmopolitan Dublin, the financial and social capital posessing most of the country's top bars, property locations, business houses and eateries.

Most famous for it's Champion rugby team based in Dublin 4. Leinster rugby's spiritual home is the romantic Donnybrook but lately matches have taken place in the Royal Dublin Showgrounds (RDS) and a planned move to Lansdowne Road as tickets sales soar.

Leinster are statistically the best supported team in Celtic rugby as well as the most solvent. They posses a proverbial who's who of Irish and International rugby talent. Leinster are currently the Magner's League Champions of the Celtic country and are favoured to lift this season's Heineken Cup.

Despite a devastating backline and rich domestic rugby heritage Leinster are often handicapped by their new found "fan base" drawn from Dublin's outer suburbia commuter belt, many of these new fans are members of the OLSC and struggle to comprehend the more basic of rugby's laws.
"Wow I could score on a night out like Leinster do on the pitch"

"I suppose you could say people from Leinster are the real chosen people"
Leinster by Paulie O'Connell February 19, 2009
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To masturbate ones anal cavity either by fingers or machines.
Dude she can linster with 4 fingers!
linster by Big J Mac April 16, 2008
A guy that loves to go to gym and becoming a macho type of guy.
Hey it's Leister
Leister by Jesse1206 July 16, 2018

Leinstertainment 

A human centipede-like, self-congratulatory myopia with which fans of Leinster Rugby enthusiastically consume their own propaganda. A circular and masturbatory process resulting in delusion and egomania.
That's such Leinstertainment.
Leinstertainment by Vladimir Dixon November 21, 2024
A lenster is a darks skinned person who isnt black. Most lenster's are mostly to be in an island tribe Lensters are loveable and loving and outgoing.
OMG LENSTER IS CUTE BUT BLACK!
lenster by jstthtkidd January 11, 2023

Leanster Scahill 

A woman who is the mother of Nick and is married to Chunks. She can be quite the yapper but everyone is very fond of her. She knows how to whip the coupe and gives Cooper Sterling Myers aux from time to time. She also makes Benton Strickland apologize to basketball referees he disrespected.
Lachlan James Blair: Yo Cooper! Hop in the car! Leanster Scahill is whippin’ this ho!
Cooper Sterling Myers: Bet yo! I got aux right?
Leanster: Of course homeslice!
Leanster Scahill by Ben Strickland February 27, 2025

jack lenister 

smiley gay prick with a tinny pennis
jack lenister is gay
jack lenister by EthanProT January 9, 2015
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