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One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.
LMS and ill make up a lie about you to improve your confidence
by nightlifecommando January 19, 2011
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Stupid as hell. That's what it is. For people who have to ask people to like their status. Worse than TBH.
Amanda- "LMS for a TBH"

Sane person- "You're joking right?"
by Adam Person November 06, 2011
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Short for "Life Must Suck". If someone posts LMS on their facebook, you should feel extremely bad for them because their life sucks and they are desperate for attention.
Retard: LMS if you think Justin Beiber is cool!!! =D
Normal person: You poor, poor thing.
by ducky59 June 14, 2012
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Short for "Lick My Sack," or "Lick My Swag" for a more gender neutral equivalent. More often than not, this is not referring to the actual act of fellating, but rather to virtually fellating someone. A Facebook friend might request that you lick their swag, thus bringing their e-penis to a more erect and noticeable standing. The result of complying with an LMS request is generally the expulsion of a wad of volatile links to things that the recipient thinks are interesting, as well encouraging more future requests. It is generally used by those who are desperate for attention (see attention whore), real or imagined.
"Dude, the other night I was on facebook and there were a bunch of people who told me to LMS."

"Did you do it?"

"Nah, there were so many I would have chaffed my tongue."
by Brain_Bleach January 24, 2012
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An accronym for "Lose My Shit."
The "shit" mostly pertains to phone numbers, fax numbers, e-mail addresses, facebook friendship, and any unique means of communication.
Greg: Hey Allan, want to go to KPacho later for a cold one?
Allan: I'd rather drink piss mixed with raw sewage.
Greg: Aright my dude, LMS.
by RealBozoTalk February 22, 2013
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