Leafkin 

The most snugglable, adorable, loveable being on the face of the Earth.

With a cute booty.

Come here, Leafkin. I want to hold you!

Leafkin by Baby Leaf August 23, 2018

leafmine 

Canine droppings in one's yard that are covered, hidden, obscured or otherwise camouflaged by fallen leaves or other autumnal debris.

My beautiful Fall afternoon was slightly tarnished when I rolled over a leafmine with the lawnmower, and then doubled down on the transaction when the left sole of my Adidas also found purchase.

leafmine by Duneedon November 8, 2018

Leafsing

blowing a big lead, choking, or doing something that makes you lose a game that you should win

The Toronto Maple Leafs are constantly leafsing big Game 7 leads.

Leafsing by AvsFan29 September 10, 2021

Banana Leafing 

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.

“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”

Banana Leafing by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

Leakin 

Bleeding profusely, esp. after taking a beatdown on public transportation. Note, it may also necessitate bringing the amberlamps.

Person 1 (after video taping person 2's beatdown): We can press charges bro, I got it on video tape! Ohhhh you leakin! He leakin. You OK?

Person 2 (after receiving third party beatdown): Nah. Bring da amberlamps.

Leakin by The Amalamps February 19, 2010

anus leaking 

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

anus leaking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Wal-Mart is leaking 

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.

"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

Wal-Mart is leaking by CambAngst July 2, 2007