Leafpin 

The ship between Leafy and Pin from BFDI. (Aka one of the best ships argue with the wall.)

“Do you like Coinpin?”

“Leafpin better bozo + ratio + L + no one asked + your opinion sucks.”

Leafpin by Babacehese August 27, 2022

leafmine 

Canine droppings in one's yard that are covered, hidden, obscured or otherwise camouflaged by fallen leaves or other autumnal debris.

My beautiful Fall afternoon was slightly tarnished when I rolled over a leafmine with the lawnmower, and then doubled down on the transaction when the left sole of my Adidas also found purchase.

leafmine by Duneedon November 8, 2018

Leafsing

blowing a big lead, choking, or doing something that makes you lose a game that you should win

The Toronto Maple Leafs are constantly leafsing big Game 7 leads.

Leafsing by AvsFan29 September 10, 2021

Banana Leafing 

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.

“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”

Banana Leafing by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

leaping lizards 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011

leaping llamas 

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

leaping llamas by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

Gold Leafing 

Gold Leafing is a sex act named for type of body paint (Gold Leaf) in which the participants cover themselves in before engaging in various sex acts. It peaked in practice in the 1960's mostly due to it's glorification in the movie "Goldfinger" which featured a very sexy Shirley Eaton covered from head to toe in Gold Leaf body paint. In recent years Gold Leafing has remained popular in red light districts in Asian countries where girls will cover themselves with Gold Leaf Paint and dance before servicing the customer.

When I was in Tokyo on business my hosts took me to a notorious champagne club called "The Lethbridge" and I got an excellent Gold Leafing in the back room by a prostitute it was like I was fucking an Egyptian goddess.

Gold Leafing by Bamantha August 23, 2011