Le mons
My new gal is decidedly french- last night's adventure took me below the beltline and things only got better from there- I was met with a rather delightfully large Le mons! Hair everywere!
Le mons by Peteandbird March 5, 2026
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Smoove Lemons
Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.
"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"
"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
Smoove Lemons by turtlecream98 April 8, 2015
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lemon • Lemonshark • Lemonsquid • lemonsll • Lemonsation • lemonscatt • LemonSeller • lemonshan • Lemonshine • Lemonshmit
Lemonster
I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.
Lemonster by Le Monster December 19, 2008
Lemons-worthy
Lemons-worthy by Toni Jones February 25, 2009
When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. by PokarFace June 20, 2010
lemons
1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.
lemons by therapeutic June 22, 2010
lemons
alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
lemons by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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