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lazy wannabe 

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

lazy wind 

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through
"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"
lazy wind by Danon1 March 28, 2010

lazy wars 

A competition among friends to see who is laziest.
It seems we're having lazy wars.
lazy wars by Cuttyhutter January 5, 2017

lazy wingman 

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
lazy wingman by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013

lazy winston 

to get shit done with little effort
I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.
lazy winston by JZ (aka ZMAN) January 11, 2011

lazy web 

Asking others online to do your Googling for you.
Q: "Does anyone know what day Thanksgiving is this year?"
A: "Lazy web says Google it yourself."
lazy web by John Peppercorn June 30, 2008