Lazer-Face

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When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

Lazer-Face by W45H September 2, 2011

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Face You Later

When using FaceTime on iPhone 4 after you complete your conversation

Alright Steve, face you later.

Face You Later by thachives June 28, 2010

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Laser-faced

la·ser-faced

ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode

2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.

Example: “Last night I got laser-faced and ate a whole wheel of cheese”

Laser-faced by TheEmoney August 14, 2021

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lazerface

describes the high from mushrooms containing psilocybin, or magic mushrooms.

"cmon dawg, runnin amuck will waste my lazerface...."

lazerface by alogz February 6, 2007

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laserface

In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.

Man, Rivers was sure giving us some great laserface this past Sunday.

laserface by theamazingk January 22, 2009

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lacerfacer

A cute, petite little girl.

Kathy: What is your type?
Kevin: I like lacerfacer

lacerfacer by larsen September 24, 2013

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Lazerface

To be geeked to the point where anything can happen and anything can be, either being smoked out to the point of hallucionation through sheer exaustion or taking a large amount of psychotropics and/or various narcotics.

Oh my god, Becky! Merlin and i were so lazerfaced! TYVM for that awesome hookup on them "shroomz"!!!

Lazerface by Ameriacana aberdeen dankoscity May 15, 2010

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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