Layhoon

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A "wannabe" gangster who is starting at the bottom by picking on little kids, usually imitating the style of famous rappers but failing to uphold the attitutde due to homosexual antics.

See. Layhooser, wangster

Did you check out that Layhoon over there? He is sags so much that he doesn't even realize that he lost his pants 5 minutes ago.

Layhoon by Homestead August 13, 2003

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harrold lahoonier

Harrold Lahoonier is a lad from the imaginary Country of Australia, he is very short and will more than likely say happy birthday to you if approached, be like Harrold, Harrold is cool.

I saw Harrold Lahoonier today; he said Happy Birthday to me, what a nice lad.

harrold lahoonier by Hola amigo April 20, 2023

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Related Words

Layhoon • Layhooser • laymoona • laymoony • harrold lahoonier • lay hong

Layhooser

One who tries to immitate the antics of Layhoon but fails to reach the Layhoon standard by being hetrosexual or not as annoying.

That Layhooser over there spilled my soda, but he said sorry as he walked by.

Layhooser by Homestead August 13, 2003

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laymoony

The most daddy name ever

Laymoony is so hoy

laymoony by anonymous November 21, 2021

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laymoona

Lamya is the biggest pussy you’ll ever meet
Also dumb and mentally slow

A laymoona also doesn't know 1/2 x 1/2

fatima: "she’s so fucking dumb that her only personality trait is her ass"

laymoona: ☹

laymoona by laptoplord March 11, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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