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harrold lahoonier 

Harrold Lahoonier is a lad from the imaginary Country of Australia, he is very short and will more than likely say happy birthday to you if approached, be like Harrold, Harrold is cool.
I saw Harrold Lahoonier today; he said Happy Birthday to me, what a nice lad.
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Layhooser 

One who tries to immitate the antics of Layhoon but fails to reach the Layhoon standard by being hetrosexual or not as annoying.
That Layhooser over there spilled my soda, but he said sorry as he walked by.
Layhooser by Homestead August 13, 2003

laymoony 

Laymoony is so hoy
laymoony by anonymous November 21, 2021

laymoona 

Lamya is the biggest pussy you’ll ever meet
Also dumb and mentally slow

A laymoona also doesn't know 1/2 x 1/2
fatima: "she’s so fucking dumb that her only personality trait is her ass"

laymoona: ☹
laymoona by laptoplord March 11, 2022

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026