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Back in the days,I was so obsessed over sweets,I couldn't lay off over them.
lay off by Toa Pohatu April 6, 2017

Lay off the grass 

Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high
"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"
Lay off the grass by oriyabara October 24, 2012

lay off beard 

Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
lay off beard by Bri0n October 29, 2010

Lay off the sauce 

Give up alcohol. It is usually said of someone who drinks too much.
You'd rather lay off the sauce, Jack, or else you'll soon count worms.
Lay off the sauce by Gunny Ad March 29, 2015

Lay off the shrooms 

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.
Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!
Lay off the shrooms by BigG845 October 1, 2017

Lay off the bong 

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid
Lay off the bong by TashiTash November 22, 2019