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Lawrence Ma 

Lawrence
A city in Mass. If Lowell Ma is the "armpit of America" Lawrence is the Taint. With a population consisting mainly of Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, it can tend to get a little stabby. Once a booming mill city along the Merrimac River, It's population's main income is welfare and drugs, although there is a thriving Barber Shop/Auto Accessory market. Exorbitant sums of government grant money has recently been used to build an enormous new High School, it has been historically unaccredited, and has 2,000 freshmen, 1,500 sophomores, 12 juniors and a graduating class of 2.

Care should be taken by the outsider when driving through Lawrence, as everyone from the smallest barely clothed children all the way up to the belligerent drunken day laborer, and everyone in between enjoys jumping into traffic without looking, double and triple parking(they think it's legal if the hazards are on), and opening doors into your moving vehicle.

All in all the city government is corrupt, it's school system broken, and it's residents the result. Rent is cheap, Restaurants ESL, police incompetent, drugs available, and stabbings plentiful.
On Broadway st. in Lawrence, you can get a haircut at 23 different barber shops, a car stereo at 18 separate locations, Crack, weed, heroin, Dunkin' Donuts, a handgun, El Tipico, prostitutes, stabbed and arrested. On a half mile stretch of poorly maintained road.
Source: Rob Law, Mass
Joe Cool: Where are you from?
Dick Harry: I'm from Lawrence Ma.
Joe Cool: That sucks.
Lawrence Ma by Roberto Law January 31, 2008
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Lawrence MA 

a city in Massachusets that sells fake weed laced brownies to other innocent towns and then causes them to go to the hospital
Lawrence MA by theguy123456 April 20, 2011

lawrence high school maine 

Where the fucking kids are high and the grades are low. Most of the dumb boys are virgins while all the girls are dating boys outta state online. We’re all selling weed and juuls here! Welcome to LHS

Martin Lawrence 

Funny Black actor/ comedian who has starred in movies such as Life, Bad Boys, Natinal Security, Black knight, and Bad Boys II.
The show "Martin" is so funny.
Martin Lawrence by B June 21, 2003

Matthew Lawrence 

Really hot guy. Starred in Brotherly Love, Boy Meets World and the Hot Chick. Deserves more credit for his work. Brother of Joey Lawrence.

Madison Lawrence 

madalyn lawrence 

a bitch is a female dog and madalyn lawrence is bitch. so that means that madalyn lawrence is a female dog.
madalyn lawrence by ethan23188 October 31, 2020
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