Lawn Sprinkler
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
Lawn Sprinkler by DavieYo February 26, 2015
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a lawn sprinkler
It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.
a lawn sprinkler by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021
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Colombian Lawn Sprinkler by nati0nx May 9, 2020
lawnsprinkler
A female reclines on her back, pulls aside her shorts/skirt & panties, spreads lips and waters the lawn (urinates) sending a stream of pee over a distance.
While at the park, Michelle couldn’t make it to the facilities so she just sat & did a lawnsprinkler.
Heather and Diane had a contest to see who could do the longest lawnsprinkler.
Heather and Diane had a contest to see who could do the longest lawnsprinkler.
lawnsprinkler by pendraggon November 22, 2009
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