Lawn Pornament

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.

My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.

by tidycat72 December 8, 2009

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.

Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

by Jose85 October 30, 2006

Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.

Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.

by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015