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Lawlerphone 

1. A phone that has such a hilarious ring tone that it makes everybody in the vicinity lawl.

2. A ring tone of people or someone lawling.

3. A fake phone that rings whenever someone makes a joke.
"Me - Ohh man my Lawlerphone has been ringing off the hook today I just can't get it to stop.

Guy - Yikes that could be a bother...

Lawlerphone - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

"Guy while talking to girl mumbles

Girl - I'm sorry come again?

Guy - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Me - OMG MY LAWLERPHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Lawlerphone by Man Kub August 17, 2009
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LAWLZOPHONE

the act of laughing out loud (lol) in an obnoxious manner (lawlz), while talking on the phone (ophone) or talking on the internet with a phone connection.
*ring*
Hello?
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LAWLZOPHONE!
LAWLZOPHONE by Nouri September 6, 2005
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lolerphone 

a phone you lol into
what? pick up teh lolerphone and loler in it?
lolerphone by Electric Jesus April 8, 2005

Lagerphone 

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.
That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!
Lagerphone by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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