Lagerphone 

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.

That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!

Lagerphone by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010

Jagerphone 

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication

(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?

Jagerphone by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010

Lawlerphone 

1. A phone that has such a hilarious ring tone that it makes everybody in the vicinity lawl.

2. A ring tone of people or someone lawling.

3. A fake phone that rings whenever someone makes a joke.

"Me - Ohh man my Lawlerphone has been ringing off the hook today I just can't get it to stop.

Guy - Yikes that could be a bother...

Lawlerphone - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

"Guy while talking to girl mumbles

Girl - I'm sorry come again?

Guy - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Me - OMG MY LAWLERPHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

Lawlerphone by Man Kub August 17, 2009

Loserphone 

A covert & ingenious way to label the Sousaphone player of a marching-band as a loser, by pretending to accidentally mispronounce the ridiculous instrument he has to carry.

Marching-band spectator #1: “Oh, god, here they come.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Drummers #killingit, cheerleaders #SoHot. Who’s that on Loserphone, sorry, I mean Sousaphone?”
Marching-band spectator #1: “Nick.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Figures.”

Loserphone by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 22, 2019

lolerphone 

a phone you lol into

what? pick up teh lolerphone and loler in it?

lolerphone by Electric Jesus April 8, 2005