lolerphone 

a phone you lol into

what? pick up teh lolerphone and loler in it?

lolerphone by Electric Jesus April 8, 2005

Lawlerphone 

1. A phone that has such a hilarious ring tone that it makes everybody in the vicinity lawl.

2. A ring tone of people or someone lawling.

3. A fake phone that rings whenever someone makes a joke.

"Me - Ohh man my Lawlerphone has been ringing off the hook today I just can't get it to stop.

Guy - Yikes that could be a bother...

Lawlerphone - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

"Guy while talking to girl mumbles

Girl - I'm sorry come again?

Guy - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Me - OMG MY LAWLERPHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

Lawlerphone by Man Kub August 17, 2009

Loserphone 

A covert & ingenious way to label the Sousaphone player of a marching-band as a loser, by pretending to accidentally mispronounce the ridiculous instrument he has to carry.

Marching-band spectator #1: “Oh, god, here they come.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Drummers #killingit, cheerleaders #SoHot. Who’s that on Loserphone, sorry, I mean Sousaphone?”
Marching-band spectator #1: “Nick.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Figures.”

Loserphone by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 22, 2019

lolerplane 

Lolerplane - derived from lolerskates or roflcopter. to express something funny or not funny (sarcasm)

Person 1 - Punchline - Turns out she was a GUY!
Person 2 - LOLERPLANE!

Person 1 - So my mum died...
Person 2 - Lolerplane, how?

lolerplane by Mike Gray April 11, 2007

Lagerphone 

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.

That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!

Lagerphone by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010