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Lawlerphone 

1. A phone that has such a hilarious ring tone that it makes everybody in the vicinity lawl.

2. A ring tone of people or someone lawling.

3. A fake phone that rings whenever someone makes a joke.
"Me - Ohh man my Lawlerphone has been ringing off the hook today I just can't get it to stop.

Guy - Yikes that could be a bother...

Lawlerphone - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

"Guy while talking to girl mumbles

Girl - I'm sorry come again?

Guy - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Me - OMG MY LAWLERPHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Lawlerphone by Man Kub August 17, 2009
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Loserphone 

A covert & ingenious way to label the Sousaphone player of a marching-band as a loser, by pretending to accidentally mispronounce the ridiculous instrument he has to carry.
Marching-band spectator #1: “Oh, god, here they come.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Drummers #killingit, cheerleaders #SoHot. Who’s that on Loserphone, sorry, I mean Sousaphone?”
Marching-band spectator #1: “Nick.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Figures.”

lolerplane 

Lolerplane - derived from lolerskates or roflcopter. to express something funny or not funny (sarcasm)
Person 1 - Punchline - Turns out she was a GUY!
Person 2 - LOLERPLANE!

Person 1 - So my mum died...
Person 2 - Lolerplane, how?
lolerplane by Mike Gray April 11, 2007

Lagerphone 

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.
That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!
Lagerphone by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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