Law of H 

The Law of H states that the girl who you are most interested in will make out with someone else at a bar/club/drinking establishment in the near future.

Like Seriously??? Did you see Britney making out with that random guy? Law of H man, I'm telling you!

Law of H by Girls_suck22 October 8, 2011

1st law of HH 

The first law of HH (hamburger Helper) is that you must always burn your tungue on the first bite.

guy1: ahh! crap!

guy2: Dude, what is it?

guy1: 1st law of HH, man

guy2: ouch, sucks to be you

1st law of HH by Dujac0 January 21, 2008

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

Law of Conservation of Happiness by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

Law of conservation of hardness 

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

Law of conservation of hardness by PK001 March 4, 2008

First Law of Homodynamics 

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

First Law of Homodynamics by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018

First Law of Holes 

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

First Law of Holes by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential by Dan March 4, 2003