A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal.

Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation.

The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere)

Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point?

Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan

Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-Yep , he's from Laval.

Laval by MapDark September 2, 2013

lavalampation

When someone messes up your lava lamp

What in lavalampation??

lavalampation by ilikeapplesauce1234abcdef September 17, 2017

Lavalier

In the Greek system in American colleges, it refers specifically to a necklace bearing a fraternity's or sorority's letters. An accepted gift of a lavalier, called lavaliering, indicates a romantic commitment that may develop into a long term engagement, and marriage.

"Oh my god, Johny lavaliered me!"

"Maybe if ur lucky i'll let u wear my letters for a day!! Ill lavalier you.."

Lavalier by Rodling April 20, 2009

Hillbilly Lavalamp

A spitoon that has layers of color due to chew spit being on the bottom and a rinse (preferable mountain dew) floating on top of the chew spit.

"dude why are you keepng that spitter?"
"Because its my hillbilly lavalamp!"

Hillbilly Lavalamp by creekcowboy March 17, 2010

Lavallette

A small beach town on the Jersey Coast. It is known for its great times and surf. The town is home for anything related to the water. It's Population is made mostly of old families of Irish and Polish Decent. The towns local bar is Crab's Claw where locals tend to hang. It is a great town to visit, party, or surf.

Want to go surf ? Yeh lets go to lavallette

Lavallette by theislandbeach July 23, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026