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lavalamp

Something to stare at for hours.
*staring at a lavalamp for hours*
by Znarf January 20, 2004
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Hillbilly Lavalamp

A spitoon that has layers of color due to chew spit being on the bottom and a rinse (preferable mountain dew) floating on top of the chew spit.
"dude why are you keepng that spitter?"
"Because its my hillbilly lavalamp!"
by creekcowboy March 17, 2010
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Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
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lava lamp

My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.
by Celeste A. April 18, 2006
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Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.
"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching
by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016
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Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed
by Acid God February 26, 2003
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lavalampation

When someone messes up your lava lamp
What in lavalampation??
by ilikeapplesauce1234abcdef September 17, 2017
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