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Oh shit I lavtitzed the other day because I'm dutch.
Lavitz by KFC July 30, 2004
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To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.
I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.
lavitz by Blair December 6, 2004
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A girl that is very independent in many ways. Usually from the hood but classy. But don't test her because she still remembers where see was raised. Genuinely generous towards others. Goofy at heart when there comfortable with her surroundings. All over great person
Damn. You see that ass on LaVita
LaVita by Johnnyfresh2311 July 13, 2015
An amazing, beautiful, compassionate, caring girl! She'll always guide you in the right direction. Loves to get wild from time to time-- if you have her, keep her! Treat her right though, she easily checks out and begins the quest of finding a better partner.
Dude: I'm falling for Laritza...
Dude 2: If only I had seen her first..
Laritza by Bubbafaction March 7, 2013
A usually dominican girl with bright eyes and full lips... black curly hair and a beautiful smile. Very kind hearted just comes off with a mean personality. Hard to understand at first but once you truly cooperate with them, the best person you can find. Loves the idea of having a family and successful future. If you find a Laritza, keep her. Very loyal when attached but as soon as you loose her, a player. Definitely a player. She loves hard and is hard to get emotions out of. Truly she has an amazing heart. With a nice booty😉😉
Boy 1: “I finally got a chance with Laritza”

Boy 2: “Don’t mess that up bro”
Laritza by Eldominicano22441 March 29, 2019
A hispanic girl with long black hair that’s wavy with big lips and beautiful blue/ golden brown eyes. Ella e muy cotiza pero hermosa. Una bendicion de dio💚. Very smart and interesting. She has a different vibe from the rest and is loyal. She has anger issues and she’s a crazy ass latins pero she’s An amazing caring person. Get you a laritza.
“Is that Laritza bro?”
Hell yaaa shordy validddd as fuck
Laritza by Oneofherexs July 29, 2019

do you lovitz? 

An alternative way to say the popular Paris and Nicole phrase, "do you love it?".
do you lovitz? by natzie September 14, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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