Lavatummy 

When you cum onto your tum tum, and the splooge lands in your belly button

I made a mess on the sheets, my lavatummy erupted

Lavatummy by Brandon Chandrasen Lowder January 25, 2024

cavatummy 

Noun. A popular midwest term used to describe the physical side effect of overindulging in cavatelli. Symptoms are mental lapses, lethargy and extended periods of sleep.

I shouldn't have forced myself to eat the entire serving. I feel a serious case of cavatummy coming on.

cavatummy by swedgar February 8, 2014

Lavabumpy 

A red hot speed bump in life that stops you dead in your tracks, and makes you take a deep hard look at how you will proceed. This can be a dramatic experience, epiphany, quote, song, movie, etc. that unexpectedly forces you into a new awareness of life as you know it. They can be great assets when trying to fulfill dreams that require deeper life experience to reach success. They are especially valuable to artists, where expression is their profession. Typically, a wise elder can tell you how to find them.

I hit a lavabumpy yesterday when trying to give that speech in front of my entire office. Public speaking is a whole new world for me. I am really happy I overcame my fears.

Lavabumpy by Rob Williamson November 7, 2007