Lavande

a way to refer to a gay person, usually in a non-supportive way

Example of 2 people having this conversation:
Harsh: Did you hear she came out as gay?
Aadi: I knew that bitch was a lavande..

by urbandictator420 May 23, 2025

Lavender May Avery

The name of Gabriela Gonzalez and Jack Averys daughter, the most adorable human on earth she is super tiny right now but when she grows she is going to be beautiful Just like her mom and dad!

“Did you hear that Gabbie and Jack are parents now!”
“No!, whats the babys name?”
“Lavender May Avery”

by Clau💜 @thankful_forlavender May 13, 2019

Lavender May Avery

Lavender May Avery is a beautiful angel sent from heaven. Her mother Gabriela Gonzalez and her father Jack Avery are so blessed to have her. She is truly a Gift sent from God.💜💜

Lavender May Avery is as beautiful as her mother.💜

by AllSmilesSeavey May 12, 2019

lavandettes

a banderovite replacement for tinder the that ukrainian nazis of azov batallion use

"but why tinder when lavandettes" - natop

by allahuakbartaliban August 8, 2022

Lavender Juicebox

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

by COA5TA July 17, 2016

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

lavender blood

the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy

“i can’t do this anymore. it feels like i have lavender blood. i cant keep living like this”

by mentally drained January 15, 2021