To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.

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