Lautist 

A man with the name Laurids that acts like an autist online even if he doesn't have any form of autism.

"Lautist is my Nigga"
"He has is being a Lautist"
"Do you have Lautism or something?"

Lautist by Lautist February 10, 2020

lauriston 

a kickass school

"oh what school does she go to?" "lauriston" "omg shes so lucky/cool/awesome/amazing, i wish i was her"

lauriston by melbz August 2, 2008

lauriston 

the year 7s all think theyre top shit and always try to show off to the scotch boys by doing rebel things

the lauriston year 7s are so annoying

lauriston by gufultrb October 27, 2019

lauriston 

An all girls school in Melbourne known to give out too many scholarships, spend money on a TV that doesn't get used in the refectory and then wonder why there's no funding left. Lauriston Girls are typically not that attractive and the school is mostly divided into sluts and nerds. the teachers are bellow average and most students spend all class doing nothing.

After school you can see the girls in the local cafe's with no hats or blazers.

Lauriston has no brother school and hates all the other private girls schools as-well.
The girls can be nice sometimes but also very bitchy.

person 1: shes such a slutty lauriston girl...
person 2: but look at that international nerd student behind her
person 1: typical lauriston...

lauriston by minichocolatechip November 27, 2012

serial latist 

an individual who always shows up late to an event

I figured out after date #2 that Shannon was a serial latist. I cut her loose because I ain't got time for that.

serial latist by RustPegasus June 24, 2018

Lautistic 

A person that is obsessed with anything they enjoy and will go out of their way to try to learn or master as much they can about it. Acting like an autistic person by doing this, they do not actually fall under the autistic spectrum.

Him 1: Hey that guy really likes show even though it has been 2 years since it ended!
Him 2: Yeah, he is a bit Lautistic in that regard.

Lautistic by Lautist April 30, 2021

Laudistan 

Also: Lavdistan or Lawdistan

NOUN: Meaning a place where dickery is performed to a high degree. The home of dicks. Where dicks originate from.

Not to be confused with a penis storehouse of any sort. This is just a place where people are dicks.

Occasionally used to describe Pakistan

"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)

Laudistan by lucifer_007 May 24, 2022