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lauriston 

"oh what school does she go to?" "lauriston" "omg shes so lucky/cool/awesome/amazing, i wish i was her"
lauriston by melbz August 2, 2008

lauriston 

the year 7s all think theyre top shit and always try to show off to the scotch boys by doing rebel things
the lauriston year 7s are so annoying
lauriston by gufultrb October 27, 2019

lauriston 

An all girls school in Melbourne known to give out too many scholarships, spend money on a TV that doesn't get used in the refectory and then wonder why there's no funding left. Lauriston Girls are typically not that attractive and the school is mostly divided into sluts and nerds. the teachers are bellow average and most students spend all class doing nothing.

After school you can see the girls in the local cafe's with no hats or blazers.

Lauriston has no brother school and hates all the other private girls schools as-well.
The girls can be nice sometimes but also very bitchy.
person 1: shes such a slutty lauriston girl...
person 2: but look at that international nerd student behind her
person 1: typical lauriston...
lauriston by minichocolatechip November 27, 2012

serial latist 

an individual who always shows up late to an event
I figured out after date #2 that Shannon was a serial latist. I cut her loose because I ain't got time for that.
serial latist by RustPegasus June 24, 2018

Lautistic 

A person that is obsessed with anything they enjoy and will go out of their way to try to learn or master as much they can about it. Acting like an autistic person by doing this, they do not actually fall under the autistic spectrum.
Him 1: Hey that guy really likes show even though it has been 2 years since it ended!
Him 2: Yeah, he is a bit Lautistic in that regard.
Lautistic by Lautist April 30, 2021

Laudistan 

Also: Lavdistan or Lawdistan

NOUN: Meaning a place where dickery is performed to a high degree. The home of dicks. Where dicks originate from.

Not to be confused with a penis storehouse of any sort. This is just a place where people are dicks.

Occasionally used to describe Pakistan
"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)
Laudistan by lucifer_007 May 24, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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