2 definitions by lucifer_007

Also: Lavdistan or Lawdistan

NOUN: Meaning a place where dickery is performed to a high degree. The home of dicks. Where dicks originate from.

Not to be confused with a penis storehouse of any sort. This is just a place where people are dicks.

Occasionally used to describe Pakistan
"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)
by lucifer_007 May 24, 2022
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Used in Karnataka and Tamil Nadu by native kannada and Tamil speakers. Means the same thing as it does in Hindi, i.e. "hair of the penis" aka pubic hair. Used as an exclamation of dissent. Sometimes to address a person who has pissed you off. (Hence the use of 'ka', to denote singular)
Not to be confused with the hindi phrase "lavde ke baal" which refers to public hair in the plural and not used as an expletive.

Alternate use on social media - LKB.
"Dei, lavde ka baal. "

Alt. "Dei, LKB"
by lucifer_007 June 18, 2023
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