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Laudistan 

Also: Lavdistan or Lawdistan

NOUN: Meaning a place where dickery is performed to a high degree. The home of dicks. Where dicks originate from.

Not to be confused with a penis storehouse of any sort. This is just a place where people are dicks.

Occasionally used to describe Pakistan
"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)
Laudistan by lucifer_007 May 24, 2022
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landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"
"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."
landstander by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005

lauriston 

"oh what school does she go to?" "lauriston" "omg shes so lucky/cool/awesome/amazing, i wish i was her"
lauriston by melbz August 2, 2008

lauriston 

the year 7s all think theyre top shit and always try to show off to the scotch boys by doing rebel things
the lauriston year 7s are so annoying
lauriston by gufultrb October 27, 2019

lauriston 

An all girls school in Melbourne known to give out too many scholarships, spend money on a TV that doesn't get used in the refectory and then wonder why there's no funding left. Lauriston Girls are typically not that attractive and the school is mostly divided into sluts and nerds. the teachers are bellow average and most students spend all class doing nothing.

After school you can see the girls in the local cafe's with no hats or blazers.

Lauriston has no brother school and hates all the other private girls schools as-well.
The girls can be nice sometimes but also very bitchy.
person 1: shes such a slutty lauriston girl...
person 2: but look at that international nerd student behind her
person 1: typical lauriston...
lauriston by minichocolatechip November 27, 2012

The Landstander 

One who loves to have sex with goats
"Dude, stop being a Landstander"
The Landstander by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003

landstander

Ultra cool owner of The Starboy Site, known for sexy good looks and extremely well done and interesting content.
"Joseph O' is a Landstander."
landstander by Jesus Bush June 7, 2003
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