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Laurette 

An exceedingly cute girl who is smart, funny, kind and can talk to animals.
"Why is that stupid dog barking nonstop?"
"You need to find a Laurette to help you with your pets."
Laurette by sclatbomb February 4, 2010

Laurette 

The ship between John Lauren’s and Lafayette
P1: “I ship lams”
P2: “Nooooo Laurette all the way cuz’ jamilton needs to stay canon!”

UD Nobel Laureate 

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.
I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.
UD Nobel Laureate by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Abel Prize laureate 

A very intelligent person, a math genius. The Abel Prize is awarded to an excellent mathematician every year in Oslo.
"You dont have to be an Abel Prize laureate to understand this!"
Abel Prize laureate by ScrunchyAlpaca December 14, 2018
A beautiful girl with a great taste in style. She loves crop tops and watching Netflix. She wants to be everyone’s best friend and will love you forever if you give her candy. Guys love her cause she quirky and funny and very attractive.
She looks like a Lauretta.
Lauretta by laura55 September 15, 2018

laureate 

The recipient of honor or recognition for achievement in an art or science.
Milton Friedman was a Nobel Laureate, as an economist.
laureate by MianoSM November 5, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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