launder

To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.

Look at us. We're such nerds we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary.

by liron00 October 7, 2006

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Launder

An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.

I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.

by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017

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launder the check

(see Friend TM) To use one's credit/debit card to pay a restaurant bill while others in the party give cash to the payer.

I didn't get to the ATM, but I have my VISA. Mind if I launder the check?

by Count Regular April 14, 2009

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Venmo Launder

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases

Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji

by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

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John Launder

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz

"You just pulled a John Launder!"

by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010

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Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.

Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

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