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An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.
I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.
Launder by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017

launder the check 

(see Friend TM) To use one's credit/debit card to pay a restaurant bill while others in the party give cash to the payer.
I didn't get to the ATM, but I have my VISA. Mind if I launder the check?

Venmo Launder 

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases
Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji
Venmo Launder by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

John Launder 

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz
John Launder by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010

laundry basket

Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.
Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.
laundry basket by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Horny nigga laundry basket 

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut