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Laughicide

Laughicide (noun)

1. A suspicious or highly convenient death whose official explanation is considered implausible, contradictory, or unintentionally comedic by large portions of the public.

2. An official cause-of-death ruling widely met with public disbelief, particularly when surrounding circumstances appear unusually convenient, secretive, or absurd.

3. A colloquial satirical term for deaths attributed to causes such as suicide, pneumonia, accidents, or other explanations that provoke widespread suspicion rather than public confidence.
The public was not convinced and the court of public opinion declared Epstein’s death ruling was an obvious laughicide
Laughicide by Zeej May 23, 2026
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laughacid 

A visual or audible stimulus that causes persistent and sizable amusement and laughter, often surprising to the experiencer. The experiencer commonly subjects them self to the stimulus repeatedly, until they become desensitized to it and it is no longer amusing. Such an experience may last several minutes or even hours.
"Have you seen this video? YouTube:qsEZ2lpM0Yw
I can't stop watching it--it's such laughacid!"
laughacid by Jovet2 December 1, 2011
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Lagicide 

The term used to describe a death on an online FPS where the main cause of the death is extreme amounts of lag.

This is usually because a player cannot accurately target an enemy and is therefore eventually being killed by the enemy or, on some occasions, the player himself committs "suicide" due to the combination of unplayable amounts of lag and explosives.
"Dude, there's so much lag in this match, how are we suppose to play like this?!"

"tell me about it. It's mass lagicide out there!"
Lagicide by Freakdood December 28, 2008

Lagicide 

The term used to describe a death on an online FPS where the main cause of the death is extreme amounts of lag.

There are many instances where lagicide can take place. One example is where a player cannot get to cover effectively because of the lag causing the player to have poor control over their in-game model.
Another example is where a player cannot effectively target another player due to him "jumping" about due to lag. This usually leads to the player losing this fight.
One last example is where a player might try and use grenades or other explosives to eliminate the foe but, due to laggy gameplay, the explosive can often hit or bounce of walls or scenery the player is barely aiming at, prompting an untimely death.

This all leads to a sub-par match for the player. Quitting the game is the usual next step after experiencing lagicide.
"Dude, there's so much lag in this match, how are we suppose to play like this?!"

"tell me about it. It's mass lagicide out there!"
Lagicide by Freakdood December 30, 2008

laughitude 

n. the attitude of one's laughter.
Her sarcastic laughitude suggested she did not find the joke humorous.
laughitude by PaperPlainJane July 13, 2011

laughitive 

Someone who laughs a lot when they be drunk.
This dude becomes laughitive as fuck when he drunk.
laughitive by Ace53 August 8, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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